@#$%! Kids!
Submitted by leslie f on 4/1/2010 9:07 AM
It was Halloween night...trick or treating...I'm out with my kids, bring' home 'the stash', all's good. They get the hard candy, Momma gets the chocolate (not that my arse needs it), but I like to get my fingers on the Butterfinger. We sort, toss, and begin to enjoy the proceeds of our trek, when i see chocolate tracks on the table..I follow those tracks across the counter..and to 'His' room...the boys child...the 3 year old. There he is, wrapper in hand, chocolate and peanut butter in teeth..."but Momma, I love my hands on the Butterfinger too!"