• 911 Emergency

    Submitted by Dorothy M on 4/1/2010 5:40 PM

    911 operator: What is your emergency? Me: Help me! I've been mugged 911 operator: Ok, tell me what happened Me: I must have been followed home because when I unlocked the door he rushed me and robbed me. 911 operator: did he steal your stereo? Me: No 911 operator: TV? Me: No 911 operator: Jewelry? Money? Collectables? Me: No No No 911 operator: Then what did he take? Me: MY BUTTERFINGER!! 911 operator: OMG! NO! (on radio) Calling all cars, be on the lookout for a BUTTERFINGER theif last seen munching away in Cottonwood, AZ.

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