• A Cautionary Tale: The Butterfinger is Mine

    Submitted by Grant L on 4/1/2010 11:45 PM

    Last Saturday, I was at the mall when I decided to enjoy a delicious Butterfinger. To my surprise, a man in a rabbit costume hopped by me and snatched it away from me. Filled with rage over losing my delicious treat, I ran like the wind after this hopping fiend. Once I caught up with the bunny-man, I tackled it and bit its furry finger until it dropped my Butterfinger. The amount of damage to the Butterfinger and to my mental state was substantial. However, the damage to the costumed offender may very well have been worse. I would have it no other way. No one lays a finger on my Butterfinger.

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