A Close Call
Submitted by Becky T on 4/1/2010 9:30 AM
Recently I was topping off some ice cream in the student lounge with heaps of crushed Butterfinger. A classmate came in and saw me dishing out the delicious orange-brown spoonfuls until the ice cream-to-topping ratio was nearly 50:50. With a look of horror on her face, she asked me, "Are those bacon bits?" Call me selfish, but I suddenly envisioned her marching over to my bowl of yummy, crumbly Butterfinger bits and stealing mouth-watering mounds of goodness for herself. With a look of resigned shame, I simply said, "Yes," and watched her slowly back out of the student lounge. Crisis averted!