• A Fishy Tale

    Submitted by kl b on 4/1/2010 7:05 PM

    One day, I left my Butterfinger on the table next to the fish tank. When I got home, it was GONE! I couldn't find it anywhere, so I looked for clues. The only trace I ever found were tiny pieces of wrapper floating on top of the aquarium water like tiny golden lily pads. So, I bought another gloriously delicious Butterfinger. And, being a somewhat slow learner, I left it on the table while I surfed the web. After a bit, I heard splashing sounds. When I went to investigate, my catfish Kitty was munching on MY wonderful Butterfinger!! We had fried catfish for supper that night. Delicious!

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