• A Real Butterfinger

    Submitted by Richard K on 4/1/2010 9:22 PM

    One would think that a delicious Butterfinger would be safe from all those vicious candy thieves. But alas their is NO honor among those who hunger for the creamy yum of Butterfinger.I caught a glimpse of the thief, "Butterfinger Handed", making a run for it.As He ran I saw the object of my Hunger slip out of his hand only to disappear from my sight and never to be seen again.So I must warn everyone of what could happen.Yes,you are correct,the thief "Butterfingered My Butterfinger".

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