• A Unicorn Ate my Butterfinger

    Submitted by randell s on 4/1/2010 9:39 AM

    My story, in poem form: I was just sitting there by a tree with my butterfinger, all of it for me. It was a warm beautiful autumn day when I saw a unicorn coming my way. I thought if I can catch this magical horse, I will be famous of course! I will lay down my butterfinger for him to eat, and when he gets closer, I will cover him with this sheet! My plan was working and the unicorn came closer to take a bite, but before I knew it he took my butterfinger, and he was gone, out of sight. I have no unicorn and now no butterfinger, I will wait him to return while I linger.

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