• Alchemic Transgression

    Submitted by Reynaldo J on 4/1/2010 3:18 PM

    I was out and about one day with my tasty Butterfinger candy in hand when I happened upon a rouge alchemist apparently attempting human transmutation to raise the dead. Befuddled over what to use as a sacrifice equivalent to a Human Soul he snatched my Butterfinger and successfully necromanced his wife. He said he'd pay me back but has yet to find something of equal value to a human soul(thus inturn a butterfinger) I need insurance for the next one since they are so valuable!!

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