• Alien Abduction!

    Submitted by Dawn S on 4/1/2010 8:57 AM

    There I was, outside enjoying the beautiful Spring day and munching on my Butterfinger, when I heard a weird noise coming from above. I looked up, and a flying saucer was hovering above me! I couldn't believe my eyes, I was frozen in place, my Butterfinger temporarily forgotten. (I know, hard to believe, but this was a UFO!) Suddenly, the bottom of the saucer opened, and a green alien popped out and grabbed the Butterfinger right out of my hand! He said something in a language I didn't understand, waved goodbye, then the ship took off. I hope he enjoyed my Butterfinger...

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