• Alien Butterfinger thief

    Submitted by Tommy S on 4/1/2010 8:03 AM

    Once while camping, I awoke to a strange flying orb. It had pulsating lights and made a VRRR sound. I passed out and when I awoke, instead of having been probed, I found my Butterfinger wrapper, but no Butterfinger bar! This story will never make it into history as there were no survivors either.

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