Aliens Attack
Submitted by kylie k on 4/1/2010 9:36 AM
On April 4, aliens were sent to collect anyone with buttery fingers. The aliens had issues with croissant bakers & wanted to steal them all & perform horrible experiments on them. The problem was, the aliens sent on the mission were a bit old, and didn't quite hear the whole command. They just heard butter & finger, so they flew off to abscond with all the butterfingers. Sure enough, I was about to take a deliciously peanut-buttery bite, when suddenly, this old, decrepit alien flew in and stole my Butterfinger. Now, I always look both ways before eating my Butterfinger.