• Aliens kidnapped me

    Submitted by Rajith R on 4/1/2010 7:33 AM

    When I was returning from office alien's kidnapped me to do various tests on me as gunniepig. I begged them to let me go in all sign language, I alos offered them all country currency, but do you know when I was set free? When I gave them my only butterfinger that was left with me. Thank you whoever got the idea of making it.

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