• And There I Was

    Submitted by Charles K on 4/1/2010 8:12 PM

    And there I was skydiving from great heights when I decided that I needed a Butterfinger Bar to pick up my energy for the rest of the fall. After unwrapping the bar, a giant eagle flew by, snatched the Bar, landed on a monstrous redwood tree, and ate the bar. The eagle later swooped by and left me a deposit of another kind.

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