• Are all of those kids YOURS?

    Submitted by Christine P on 4/1/2010 9:29 AM

    Well, it all started when I took the kids on a trip to the dollar store. I have 7 kids by the way. They each had done such a fabulous job helping out with yardwork, so I took them to the dollar store. They each picked out a special treat. I treated myself to a butterfinger bar. We got hom and I could not find my butterfinger bar anywhere! I patted each kid down expecting it to be in someones pocket, but nothing. I was crushed. I was stressed and NEEDED my butterfinger bar! I went to put the baby down for his nap and low and behold, the butterfinger bar was officially his first food! The end.

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