• B for Butterfinger

    Submitted by Ken G on 4/1/2010 10:01 AM

    It was a Butterfingery day in the hot city, and I need a cool Butterfinger to relax and cool off. I went to the fridge, the usual spot for the Butterfinger supply, and the shelf was empty. I looked all around. All I found was empty Butterfinger wrappers in the trash. I checked with my wife, but she does eat chocolate. That left only one person it could have been. I went to the little guys bedroom, where he was innocently playing with some hot wheels. I called to him. He turned to me, his lips and fingers covered with chocolate, the front of his shirt Butterfinger crumbs!

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