Breaking News: Butterfinger Bandit on the Loose
Submitted by Timothy F on 4/1/2010 9:52 PM
The Butterfinger Bandit is at it again. This menace to society is described as 6 foot tall, brown hair, blue eyes. He steals unsuspecting victims' Butterfingers, incapacitating them with flahbangs and smoke screens. He has been known to strike grocery and convenience stores, his neighbors every October 31st, and even his own family members! This Butterfinger Bandit's identity is believed to be....ME!