• Butter Ankle

    Submitted by Sarah L on 4/1/2010 10:38 PM

    My parents always told me I had to wait until after dinner to enjoy dessert. I figured I would sneak my Butterfinger from our infamous Butterfinger jar, much like a normal families "cookie" jar. I ran up the stairs with my Butterfinger in hand, being sure to stay out of sight. Just as I was half way up the staircase my sister decides she has the very same idea and forces MY Butterfinger right out of my hand, causing me to lose balance and fall straight back down the staircase, breaking my ankle. A full ankle cast and loss of dignity later..I'd do it all again for my Butterfinger.

    Bookmark and Share

  • CrimeReport

    Featured Crime Report

    Think Nobody's Gonna Lay A Finger On YOUR BUTTERFINGER®? Well think again! Bar thefts are on the rise and it can happen to anyone-even YOU!

    More Reports

    SecurityTip

    Security Tip 3

    Tip # 3
    The majority of crimes occur after nightfall, so always follow the arc of the sun.

    More Tips

    FileClaim

    Did someone lay a finger on your BUTTERFINGER®? File a claim to have your pilfered deliciousness replaced for FREE! *Limited to the first 100,000 claims. Purchase not required.

    More Reports

    Poll

    How did you react to the theft of your BUTTERFINGER®?





    Show Results