• Butter Bandit

    Submitted by bill e on 4/1/2010 7:03 AM

    It was four in the moring and all thru the house , not a creature was staring not even a mouse. Then to my surprise my stomach did growl, wantig a butterfinger, i was now on the prowl. In the kitchen i hear crunch, crunch, crunch, little did i know it was my dog punch. Sitting thier lookiing surprised, i could see the joy in his eyes, as he ate my butterfinger next to my cheery pie

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