• Butter Finger Blues

    Submitted by Dave L on 4/1/2010 4:56 PM

    I was on my boat, fishing. When a huge fish hit the boat. My butterfinger fell in the water. I dove in after it. I fought the fish for it, and I beat him up. I totally saved my butterfinger!

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