• Butter Monster

    Submitted by Erica C on 4/1/2010 7:45 AM

    It was a saturday afternoon and I had just finished smashing some construction sites when I decided to make a butter run and get a few butterfingers (you always buy them in sets) to top my night off. I came home and and I put my butterfingers on the counter when I hear a news report on the tv about a mysterious creature that went around stealing delicous chocolate and leaving the wrappers for the owner to clean, I laughed at the idea and hopped in the shower knowing no one dared to touch MY Butterfinger. When I got out of the shower I promptly slipped om my two eaten Butterfinger wrappers.Nooo

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