• Butterfinger! there goes my Butterfinger!

    Submitted by Leah G on 4/1/2010 8:55 AM

    It was a warm sunny day. Birds were chirping. Children were playing. "Were" being the operative word. I was under a tree, chewing away on my delectable, crunchy, chocolaty Butterfinger. My eyes were closed as I was savoring every morsel. When I opened my eyes for another bite, there was half of it eaten! My son had LAID A FINGER ON MY BUTTERFINGER!!! I recomposed myself because they hadn't taken all of it. I bit down again savoring every taste-explosion, with eyes closed of course. Suddenly, I only felt my wrapper. Another child had taken the whole BUTTERFINGER! What a crime!

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