• Butterfinger Beamed Away!

    Submitted by Mike S on 4/1/2010 10:19 AM

    It was late. The room was dark, with only the light of the TV to see by. I had just retrieved my last Butterfingered from my secret stash. Suddenly the window lit up like the sun had risen. When I checked to see what was going on I heard a sound behind me. A sound I had heard before from sci fi movies. I quickly turned around and saw to my horror my last Butterfinger transported away. In a flash it was gone. I turn back to the window and saw the flying saucer make its get away. I exclaimed "Curse You Alien Thief's". So always remember to never take your eye of your Butterfinger late at night!

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