• Butterfinger Blues

    Submitted by Connie S on 4/1/2010 8:39 AM

    I was eating a Butterfinger when my dog jumped up on me (because she knows a good thing too when she sees it). Having butter fingers myself, I dropped it on my dirty, hairy floor. Now I have what you call the butterblues. Oh bring back my Butterfinger to me. Although my story is short, the heartbreak does not fall short. I'm broken hearted about my Butterfinger shortfall.

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