• Butterfinger Burglery

    Submitted by scott s on 4/1/2010 9:05 AM

    One day, I awoke to find an intruder had found his way into my house. He found the jewelry and the "rainy day" cash I had hidden away. But things turned ugly for him when he found my secret stash of Butterfingers. I used every kung fu move I had ever seen in the movies on him. He will be walking normally again in 2 to 3 months, say the doctors. Dont mess with my Butterfinger!

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