• Butterfinger Elves

    Submitted by melissa k on 4/1/2010 8:39 AM

    I was working out in the yard one day and I had a fresh Butterfinger in the refrigerator where it would be cold and refreshing when I was done. When I went back in to get it (covered in sweat, really craving it), there was a little green elf RIGHT THERE in my kitchen, eating my ice cold Butterfinger! The little imp even had the audacity to WINK at me and smile while he ate. I chased him with a butcher knife but he didn't let go of the Butterfinger! I gave him a finger of my own as he went running down the street, but by delicious snack was long gone by then!

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