• Butterfinger Failure

    Submitted by Courtney T on 4/1/2010 9:33 AM

    I'm a high school math teacher and I bribe kids to get good grades. If a 100% is earned on a test, I buy them a candy bar. Once, I had MY Butterfinger sitting on my desk, and a student scored a 100% on a test. I told her I owed her, but as she walked out of my room, she took MY Butterfinger off of MY desk. I gave her a zero for her test grade. No one messes with my crunchy chocolatey deliciousness.

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