• Butterfinger Jacking

    Submitted by JL H on 4/1/2010 9:38 AM

    I had just purchased my bag of baby Butterfingers, and hurried to my car with hightened anticipation, Butterfingers in hand. I got in my car, and torn into the bag. Laying the bag of remaining Butterfingers on the seat, I popped the baby Butterfinger in my mouth, closed my eyes, and slowly savored the flavor my Butterfinger candy bar. Suddenly, I heard the car door open. I quickly opened my eyes, just in time to see my bag of Butterfingers snatched up by a little old lady wearing tennis shoes. I grabbed for the bag, but she hit me with her cane, and sprinted away with my Butterfingers.

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