• Butterfinger Ninja

    Submitted by Page D on 4/1/2010 10:19 PM

    My 20 pound cat Mojo snuck up ninja style from behind the couch. He tiptoed across the hard wood floor and pounced on me and in one fell swoop snatched the Butterfinger from my hands with his razor sharp claws. I tried to grab it back but he gave me the stink eye, hissed and did somersaults all down the hallway and into the safety of his bedroom locking the door behind him. Revenge will be mine I tell you...revenge will be mine.

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