• Butterfinger Paradox

    Submitted by Vincent E on 4/1/2010 11:03 PM

    i had invented the worlds first time machine so i went back to 1932 to meet the inventor of my favorite candy, the Butterfinger. I went into the Curtis Candy Company building and asked to meet the man who invented it. They said no such candy existed. I pulled from my pocket the one i had brought with me to get autographed. Just then security came over, took my Butterfinger, and forcefully escorted me out of the building. I went back to my time to recheck my facts on the internet. Turns out that Butterfinger was invented based on the one i had brought back to the past. i demand compensation!

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