• Butterfinger Swiper

    Submitted by Dana B on 4/1/2010 4:51 PM

    Watch out, there is a Butterfinger swiper in the area. If you have a Butterfinger then put it in your safe or stomach to protect it from being swiped. Description of swiper: He is 6'6" tall. Dark brown hair. Blue eyes-on your Butterfinger. With a chocolatey, orangey mustache. Weighs about 250lbs. Carrying a bag full of Butterfingers that have been swiped. If you see someone fitting the above description. RUN!!!!!!!!!!! Get your Butterfinger and RUN. Eat it as fast as you can or he will get it.

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