• Butterfinger Toothfairy Bar Insurance

    Submitted by John H on 4/1/2010 9:14 AM

    I always keep a Butterfinger bar under my pillow every night. It replaces my security blanket. One morning I had been awakened abruptly hearing loud crunching noises. In a panic I flipped my pillow up and found an empty Butterfinger wrapper with a note. I jumped up and scrambled to grab whoever laid a finger on my Butterfinger. There in the kitchen I found the wind blowing through an open window. I ran back to my pillow to read the note for a clue to who ate my Butterfinger. The note read "Butter Luck Next Time...I Usually Only Accept Teeth" This is why I am filing this Bar Insurance Claim.

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