• Butterfinger or pants...

    Submitted by Jon N on 4/1/2010 6:47 AM

    I was enjoying a sloppy joe suddenly the joe escaped leaving a large stain on my pants. I went into the bathroom and made it worst.I quickly walked to the nearest Laundryman, took my pants off and tossed them into the washer. I went to the vending machine and purchased a Butterfinger. I went to grab it and realized that I had just spent my last dollar. How was I gonna dry my pants? I started asking people if they could spare a quarter. No matter how polite you are, people tend to overact when they see a man in his underwear. I got tasered but at least I had a butterfinger.

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