Butterfingered at knife point
Submitted by Matt N on 4/1/2010 9:02 AM
It was a dark night behind the 7-11 but the glow of that yellow wrapper attracted attention. A black car came speeding up and blocked me into the back alley. Four men in hooded masks jumped out with butter-knives in hand knowing they'd have to split the treat. 4 against 1, I knew I had no chance so rather than fight back, I gave it over because I remembered I'd just switched to Butterfinger bar insurance and saved a ton of money, and possibly a hospital trip with several butterknife scratches.