• Butterfingers

    Submitted by James C on 4/1/2010 10:29 PM

    It was just your average ordinary day. A long day of work, the feeling of fatigue and the urge for a butterfinger bar. I proceeded to the kitchen where my luscious chocolate covered peanut butter bar. When I got to the pantry I felt an eerie vibe and hesitated to open the door. I turned quickly to see a silhouette of what appeared to be unearthly. My suspicions were quickly confirmed as a big saucer like craft launched out of my back yard. I'm not sure why they choose my house. Maybe I'm just a weak and easy target. One thing is for certain though, they love Butterfinger bars!

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