Submitted by Boy T on 4/1/2010 8:46 AM
I keep my Butterfingers in a safe deposit box, and was dismayed to find out that my wife had been making unauthorized withdrawls for years. Now I'm Butterfinger broke.
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Tip # 5 Thieves never sleep, and neither should you. Keep houselights on and your eyelids propped open.
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