• Case of the missing Fun Size butterfinger

    Submitted by Mary H on 4/1/2010 8:23 PM

    It was a stressful day. I bought myself some fun sized butterfingers to help ease the pain. Before I could get to them, the mean, thoughtless people I gave birth to ate them all!! It was double punishment for the crime, for without my butterfinger to intervene there was no mercy.

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