• Cat got Your Tongue?

    Submitted by Janice D on 4/1/2010 9:34 AM

    I was catching a quick cat nap, my trusty Butterfinger in hand, since I never leave it out of my sight. I dreamed of chocolate rivers and sweet peanuty rafts. Then things took an ugly turn-rapids! My raft began to crumble on the rocks-oh the noise-the horrible crunching noise! Crunching, crunching...wait a minute! I awoke to find my cat sitting next to me on the bed with a big Butterfinger mustache. I looked down at my hand to see only his tail, twitching happily! I deserve justice!

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