• Circus

    Submitted by Michael L on 4/1/2010 7:26 AM

    I was at the circus one day eating a butterfinger, when the lion tamer noticed what I was doing. He cracked his whip and hit my butterfinger. When it was flying in the air, the lion noticed and took a flying leap to get it. One of the elephants caught wind of what was happening and came and attacked the lion. It was gone in a matter of seconds.

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