• Coal Miner's Uncle

    Submitted by Jeff P on 4/1/2010 8:44 AM

    I work all day in the coal mines, putting coal back in the mines to be mined by the miners. Well how did you think it got down there... geology? Anyway, I leave my Butterfinger underneath my hard hat to go restock. I come back... my Butterfinger... GONE!!! I was so hungry after all that work I was workin on! I needed a dose of peanut butter and chocolate bad, so I hopped in my mine cart and rode to town for a replacement. Never did find out who swiped my original, but I suspect it was the Coal Ghost. Don't believe me? I have no problem with that.

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