Crime Report #BF2170
Submitted by Diana B on 4/1/2010 9:35 AM
Officer Chocaholic responded to a call at residence- 4604 Hood Street to find a mind-bending crime had just occurred. The home owner arose this morning...followed her daily routine, went to leave for work...reached into the place where she kept her daily substinance (a Butterfinger Bar) to find it missing. Nobody in the household admitted to the crime, so fingerprints were taken..Then, Dad came wandering downstairs from his slumber..Is that a chocolate morsel at the edge of his lips? Mystery solved, criminal in custody.