• DIVORCE CAUSED BY BUTTERFINGER LIFTING

    Submitted by TARA L on 4/1/2010 8:43 AM

    I WENT TO THE GROCERY STORE AND PICKED MY HUSBAND AND I UP A CANDY BAR. I SHOWED HIM HIS AND QUICKLY HID MY BUTTERFINGER. LATER THAT DAY I WENT TO EAT MY BUTTERFINGER. IT WAS MISSING!!! I SEARCHED HIGH AND LOW WHERE IT WAS HIDDEN AND COULD NOT FIND IT. MY HUSBAND SWORE HE DIDN'T TOUCH IT BUT I NOTICED A BIT OF THE CRISP CENTER NESTLED IN HIS BEARD. I PROMPTLY KICKED HIM OUT AND FILED FOR DIVORCE. I WARNED HIM TIME AND TIME AGAIN....NO BODY BETTER LAY A FINGER ON MY BUTTERFINGER!

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