Dale the Fail
Submitted by Stephen R on 4/1/2010 9:12 AM
When I was in college, I used to stop a the store on the way home form the dining hall to get a Butterfinger for dessert. My friend once decided to steal it from me while I set it on my desk and was out of my room. When I came back it was gone and I later discovered the wrapper in his trash. Dale used to take 4 oranges from the dining hall every time we went, so from that day forward, I would steal, hide, or destroy his oranges for laying his fingers on my butterfinger.