• Damn Magician

    Submitted by Carolyn H on 4/1/2010 6:51 AM

    I went to a magic show and had my Butterfinger in my blouse pocket in plain sight. The magician asked me to hold it up, I did and he began his mystical, magical incantation whle waving his magic wand around furiously. He suddenly stopped and said, "Thank you." That's when I noticed two things... one, my Butterfinger was now an empty unopened wrapper, and two, the magician was wiping chocolate from his mouth....

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