• Dastardly Cat

    Submitted by Ryan M on 4/1/2010 7:28 AM

    My wife's cat, named Bologna, is quite sneaky and loves to run off with worthless things such as milk rings and pipe cleaners. yet when she ran off with my Butterfinger, I realized that the rest of the items were just a ruse to lure me into a false sense of security! I neeed a free replacement, which will now be kept under tight security!

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