• Don't laugh at me

    Submitted by robbie p on 4/1/2010 9:06 AM

    As I was walking down the dirt roads of Jamiaca all I could think about was the beautiful sandy beach and the sweet taste of my chocolate butterfinger waiting for me. Surely I can make it. My two companions are very doubtful. The bet is on. Only one mile left of our afternoon walk. I don't think I can make it. It's a jungle out here. Finally in my sights I spy a little yellow spot ahead. Is it? Yes it is TAXI! Well they can laugh at me but I will be the one with the taste of chocolate Butterfinger on my lips in a short few minutes. See ya.

    Bookmark and Share

  • CrimeReport

    Featured Crime Report

    Think Nobody's Gonna Lay A Finger On YOUR BUTTERFINGER®? Well think again! Bar thefts are on the rise and it can happen to anyone-even YOU!

    More Reports

    SecurityTip

    Security Tip 3

    Tip # 3
    The majority of crimes occur after nightfall, so always follow the arc of the sun.

    More Tips

    FileClaim

    Did someone lay a finger on your BUTTERFINGER®? File a claim to have your pilfered deliciousness replaced for FREE! *Limited to the first 100,000 claims. Purchase not required.

    More Reports

    Poll

    How did you react to the theft of your BUTTERFINGER®?





    Show Results