• Dum De Dum Dum DUM

    Submitted by Kathryn L on 4/1/2010 11:06 PM

    It was a cold and blustery day in August of 1944. Private Detective Oswald Frank sat in his small office and twiddled his thumbs. Suddenly a knock came at the door. He opened it and the wind blew in a young woman in her late sixties. "Detective!" she yelled. "Someone has stolen my Butterfinger!" He jumped to his feet. A stolen Butterfinger is a travesty beyond belief. He knew the one place they would find it. Potato Jake's Hideaway. Dum de dum dum. Will Ozzy locate the stolen Butterfinger? Will he steal the heart of the young 60 year old? And what about Fred? Tune in next time!

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