• Earthly Delights

    Submitted by Liz N on 4/1/2010 10:26 PM

    I was just living my earthly life, doing that most favorite of earthly things...eating a delicious crispety, crunchety Butterfinger bar. Suddenly a giant multi-generational space ark appeared! It was as big as Manhattan, and it landed in my front yard! It completely ruined my flower bed! The aliens had worked 1000 years to build the ship, and traveled for 10,000 years across the galaxy...to steal my Butterfinger bar! I had already taken a bite out of it, but they stole it anyway! They were that desperate to finally have something crispety, crunchety and cruncy to eat.

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