• Empty Stomach Meets Extreme Sadness

    Submitted by Kevin D on 4/1/2010 9:38 AM

    There I was, starving. I had no lunch and needed something to keep me going. As I approached the Vending Machine I caught a brief glimpse of that golden yellow goodness. There was a line but I was patient. Soon I knew it would be mine. One took her prize and left, another and then to my extreme sadness so did the last Butterfinger. It was mine. I longed for it. I needed it. My hopes, my dreams vanished in the blink of an eye. A glowing yellow carrot stood before me only to be dashed away.

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