Executive Asst. Steals Candy Bar
Submitted by Danny C on 4/1/2010 9:09 AM
Last Wednesday, I brought a Butterfinger to work for my afternoon snack. As the afternoon approached, my anticipation was almost unbearable. As the hour approached, I look far and near...Alas, no candy bar. As the investigation progressed looking into the disappearance, I finally concluded that my executive asst. had seen the candy bar on my credenza and abssconded with it. Please replace my stolen candy bar.