FINGERS OFF
Submitted by JESSICA S on 4/1/2010 10:00 AM
AS I FELL ASLEEP LAST NIGHT CUDDLED UP WITH MY FRESH NEW BUTTERFINGER BAR I FELT THE BAR SLIPPING FROM MY FINGERS I REACHED OUT FOR MY BAR BUT NOTHING WAS THERE I WAS TOO LATE SOMEONE HAD STRIPED THE PAPER OFF OF MY BUTTERFINGER AND TAKEN A BITE